The Devil's Infosec Dictionary
I want “The Devil’s Infosec Dictionary” to be funnier. And I wish the entry that mentions me — “Cryptography: The science of applying a complex set of mathematical algorithms to sensitive data with the aim of making Bruce Schneier exceedingly rich” — were more true.
In any case, I’ll bet the assembled here can come up with funnier infosec dictionary definitions. Post them as comments here, and — if there are enough good ones — I’ll collect them up on a single page.