Bruce Schneier T-Shirt

“Once Bruce Schneier was kidnapped and taken out of the country. His kidnappers got picked up and charged with a violation of US cryptography export laws.”

LOLz

george • April 6, 2007 3:50 PM

I don’t like the T-shirt, because his pony-tail isn’t properly visible.

Magnus von Koeller • April 6, 2007 4:23 PM

I mean, the t-shirt is nice and all but it pales compared to the hilarious Bruce Schneier Facts thing that page links to. “Bruce Schneier reads RFID cards with the knuckles of his clenched fist.” — Oh yeah!

Reader X • April 7, 2007 6:10 AM

Bruce, you had nothing to do with this? Please. We all know better. This is clearly the result of a meticulously planned and flawlessly executed strategy for world domination of security discourse. That it’s an unintended consequence is almost beside the point.

Now all that’s left to do is the franchising. Beyond Fear(TM)! I’m in! How much for a piece of the action?

Anonymous • April 7, 2007 12:17 PM

They’re bidding $1,200.00 eBay!

.mario • April 7, 2007 4:03 PM

omfg – i can’t decide if this is cool or just weird 😉

Rich • April 7, 2007 4:12 PM

http://www.goodstorm.com/item/pbutler/schneier_mosaic

Dave Page • April 7, 2007 6:05 PM

WWBSD sounds like the kind of Unix I could trust to be really secure…

KK • April 8, 2007 1:32 PM

On the WWBSD? page, watch the price as the page loads, or when you hit reload. It starts out as $7.35 and then jumps to $8.40 when the page is fully loaded.

pej • April 8, 2007 4:17 PM

I’m not sure those look like real t-shirts…or American flags. Someone call the Boston police!

Ben • April 9, 2007 4:57 AM

@kk,

It is written in javascript. With javascript disabled it sits at $7.35. Using NoScript you can decide when to change the price 😉

Although there (appears) to be some server-side checking. Since it is not possible to checkout with the lower price, it jumps to $8.40 when the item is added to the cart.

I once attempted to order an essay from one of those custom essay sites. All the validation was achieved using javascript, so I submitted my own values for price (£0.00) along with the title something to the effect of 10,000 words on “plagiarism is wrong” to Masters standard. My order went through, but was subsequently cancelled ;-(

Kevin Davidson • April 9, 2007 7:31 AM

I’ve simply GOT to have one of those WWBSD shirts.

Pat Cahalan • April 9, 2007 12:04 PM

Shouldn’t it actually be, “What Would Bruce Schneier Not Do?”

WitlessWarrior • April 9, 2007 2:46 PM

No, WWBSD is correct. After all, as a nearly equal member of security pantheon (Marcus Ranum) said: “enumerating badness is dumb.”

Robert • April 9, 2007 2:49 PM

The “Knuth is my homeboy” t-shirt is pretty awesome too.

fluortanten • April 10, 2007 6:44 AM

On a tangent, I wonder what a Dan Kaminsky t-shirt would say.

Anonymous • April 10, 2007 11:46 AM

Since you posted this, I’m guessing you don’t disapporve?