Another Fake NSA Codename Generator
Generate your own fake TAO implant. This is even more fun than the fake NSA program generator.
Sadly, the NSA will probably use these to help develop their R&D roadmap.
Comments
Sam • February 7, 2014 3:27 PM
“LOUDTOLL is capable of omniscient data analysis.
Capabilities: Completely total”
Sounds about right.
Coyne Tibbets • February 7, 2014 5:23 PM
I drew one called WRONGTRAWL. The best part was how it required only 31 MW (31 megawatts) for its operation.
(Seems like the attached coal power plant would tend to make the exploit obvious…)
Wesley Parish • February 8, 2014 2:45 AM
I drew SLIMYTOLL:
Through cautious analysis, SLIMYTOLL is capable of total intelligence collation. The system sends information without the user noticing. The SLIMYTOLL implant uses only 9.84mdB to achieve excellent network exfiltration. Through narrow exfiltration, SLIMYTOLL is capable of total intel decryption.
The SLIMYTOLL instrument uses a 86.70MW CPU to send target SMSes. The system’s intelligence cannot be exploited by external citizens.
Through systemic collation, SLIMYTOLL is capable of robust information exfiltration. The SLIMYTOLL device uses a 75.927mB cabling to exfiltrate citizen SMSes. The device uploads intel with only a single touch.
Capabilities:Linked with Yahoo’s SILENTANALYST-HX architecture
Small enough to fit in a car
Supports MI6 architectures
External reader
Small enough to fit in a briefcase
I was really hoping for the FANPSPNP, the Fully Automatic Nuclear Powered Self Propelled Nose Picker, the only fully civilian application of nuclear power intended to keep politicians’ noses clean.
Kent Borg • February 8, 2014 12:33 PM
Government employees: These generated pages probably include classified material and you are not allowed to see them. (Remember, US military blocked access to material leaked by Manning, viewing that is prohibited, too.)
-kb, the Kent who is just trying to be helpful.
Anonims • February 8, 2014 5:01 PM
Especially loved pictures, like
http://ternus.github.io/nsaproductgenerator/images/file0001031885094.jpg
john smith • June 13, 2020 3:44 PM
while creating new accounts you have to create a unique username. so you can create usernames by combining names.
Johnson • July 20, 2020 11:40 AM
Thank indeed for the generator, We generally love tools like Name Combiner in order to combine names and generate unique words suggestions.
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Sidebar photo of Bruce Schneier by Joe MacInnis.
Daniel • February 7, 2014 3:13 PM
Notice the date always stays the same 😉