Thanks for this post - very amusing and I will now be assigning all mundane ops that I run with shifty sounding code words. I appreciate it.
The really disturbing thing is all the program names and descriptions are completely believable.
Maybe NSA is a complete fake and all their systems don't really exist with all the announcements being made by a random text generator and all the money going into the pocket of a few people.
That would make a real conspiracy theory :)
Excellent, this might give the NSA some fresh ideas!
Well, I'll be damned.
" Maybe NSA is a complete fake and all their systems don't really exist with all the announcements being made by a random text generator and all the money going into the pocket of a few people."
Correct. It's all part of
project Schneiersquid ;=)
I initially found this funny. I ran generator several times, and came across this:
«Recently released NSA documents revealed the existence of EVILTRUMPET, a cluster of computers that deanonymizes identities of TOR users. Senator Dianne Feinstein assured the public that the program is only used to combat terrorism.»
It's not funny anymore. :-(
I had a tooth filling fall out the other day.
When I looked closely it was actually a microchip with a tiny stamp: "NSA".
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