NSA-O-Matic
Generate your own fake NSA programs.
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AndyF • January 17, 2014 2:48 PM
The really disturbing thing is all the program names and descriptions are completely believable.
Maybe NSA is a complete fake and all their systems don’t really exist with all the announcements being made by a random text generator and all the money going into the pocket of a few people.
That would make a real conspiracy theory 🙂
IgorI • January 17, 2014 4:54 PM
Excellent, this might give the NSA some fresh ideas!
Petréa Mitchell • January 17, 2014 5:02 PM
The message you see when you arrive with JavaScript disabled is cute.
Stonecutter • January 18, 2014 5:12 PM
Recently released NSA documents revealed the existence of the Options menu, a feature of your browser that lets you enable JavaScript. The developer of this page assured the public that the program needs JavaScript to run.
Well, I’ll be damned.
Czerno • January 19, 2014 6:08 AM
@AndyF :
” Maybe NSA is a complete fake and all their systems don’t really exist with all the announcements being made by a random text generator and all the money going into the pocket of a few people.”
Correct. It’s all part of
project Schneiersquid ;=)
Miguel Farah • January 19, 2014 10:38 AM
I initially found this funny. I ran generator several times, and came across this:
«Recently released NSA documents revealed the existence of EVILTRUMPET, a cluster of computers that deanonymizes identities of TOR users. Senator Dianne Feinstein assured the public that the program is only used to combat terrorism.»
It’s not funny anymore. 🙁
Tony • February 18, 2014 9:28 PM
I had a tooth filling fall out the other day.
When I looked closely it was actually a microchip with a tiny stamp: “NSA”.
DANG it!
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Glenn Beeson • January 17, 2014 1:38 PM
Thanks for this post – very amusing and I will now be assigning all mundane ops that I run with shifty sounding code words. I appreciate it.