Homeland Security Blanket
Pretty, and more than a bit silly.
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Davy H. • September 22, 2007 1:24 PM
With graded filling for your comfort and peace of mind: finest eiderdown at the ‘Low’ end, right up to the ultra-secure ‘Severe’ stuffing of orthopaedically certified lead bricks. Dynamically adjust your child’s night-time protection to meet the nebulous threats posed to our country by the shadowy forces of evil!
Anonymous • September 22, 2007 2:07 PM
Bruce: Here’s a story on the abuse of a government database by a DHS employee.
http://www.informationweek.com/management/showArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=2JKEWH2QWZ4OEQSNDLQSKH0CJUNN2JVN?articleID=201807903
Anonymous • September 22, 2007 2:11 PM
To correct myself, it’s a DHS database, the employee worked at Commerce. He tracked the movement of an ex-girlfriend using TECS.
A non E Mouse • September 22, 2007 5:31 PM
I rather prefer my Don’t Panic Towel.
http://www.towel.org.uk/index.php/The_Don't_Panic_Towel
Frances • September 23, 2007 9:06 PM
Well, if you sew you’ll have a lot of scraps. This looks like a clever way to make some money on them. Good for the maker!
Woo • September 24, 2007 1:35 AM
And there I thought it was bad to apply blanket security measures.. how wrong was I.. 😉
David • September 24, 2007 5:48 AM
If it were true to life, it would simply be orange…
Freiheit • September 24, 2007 10:12 PM
“If it were true to life, it would simply be orange…”
Maybe with some yellow stains.
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X the Unknown • September 22, 2007 11:50 AM
Hey, that looks practical too! It could most probably be used to “seal windows and doors” in the event of an emergency, as our glorious Administration once recommended.