Homeland Security Blanket

Pretty, and more than a bit silly.

Posted on September 22, 2007 at 11:08 AM • 9 Comments

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X the UnknownSeptember 22, 2007 11:50 AM

Hey, that looks practical too! It could most probably be used to "seal windows and doors" in the event of an emergency, as our glorious Administration once recommended.

Davy H.September 22, 2007 1:24 PM

With graded filling for your comfort and peace of mind: finest eiderdown at the 'Low' end, right up to the ultra-secure 'Severe' stuffing of orthopaedically certified lead bricks. Dynamically adjust your child's night-time protection to meet the nebulous threats posed to our country by the shadowy forces of evil!

AnonymousSeptember 22, 2007 2:11 PM

To correct myself, it's a DHS database, the employee worked at Commerce. He tracked the movement of an ex-girlfriend using TECS.

FrancesSeptember 23, 2007 9:06 PM

Well, if you sew you'll have a lot of scraps. This looks like a clever way to make some money on them. Good for the maker!

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