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February 26, 2010

Friday Squid Blogging: Squid Homophone Lessons

Squids make great examples.

Posted on February 26, 2010 at 4:21 PM10 Comments

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Brent LongboroughFebruary 26, 2010 5:10 PM

Hmm, nice, but I don't think eminent and imminent are homophones...


Clive RobinsonFebruary 26, 2010 5:41 PM

As a well renound offender against the English spelling and vocab etc it made me smile.

However one thing,

How would a squid tell the difference between

1, Gas Mantel
2, Gas Mantle

And could you tell from where it came?


Martin BuddenFebruary 27, 2010 3:27 AM

Here's another:

six quid: six pounds sterling (quid is UK slang for pound, cf buck for dollar)
"here's that six quid I owe you"

sick squid: diseased cephalopod
"there's a sick squid in your tank"


jgrecoFebruary 27, 2010 12:03 PM

@Martin Budden

I hereby declare you master of puns. Very rarely do things on the internet literally make me 'laugh out load'. :)


ytFebruary 27, 2010 1:55 PM

I am forever mixing up "discreet" and "discrete". At least I know I can count on that set of points to keep quiet about sensitive topics.


doobyousFebruary 28, 2010 3:13 PM

@ jgreco

What kind of loads were you laughing out?


AguirreFebruary 28, 2010 4:04 PM

Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Deep: vile squid bated with a viol.


BF SkinnerFebruary 28, 2010 5:15 PM

Saw this in Colbert Report http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/...

min 20:30 soemone in the crowd is holding up a white squid ...

what is this cult?


vegivampMarch 1, 2010 7:37 AM

> My poking piqued the peke on the peak to peek at the hungry squid below.

I now have a new .sig.


jgrecoMarch 1, 2010 12:43 PM

@doobyous

Arg! My most common typo strikes again. I used to make simple typos like "teh" instead of "the", but it seems most of my typos these days involve swapping out words that look or sound alike. I think the correct word but somehow my fingers don't quite get the message :)


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