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Swine Flew • September 24, 2009 4:17 PM
Pork-barrel politics.
miss piggy • September 24, 2009 5:29 PM
Grandma always pointed at those vagrant hams and said “don’t be like them or you’ll be on the bus to smokeyville” guess she was right.
Matt Simmons • September 24, 2009 6:46 PM
Insert some sort of stereotypical muslim-pork related comment here
Paul Renault • September 24, 2009 7:09 PM
Police lineup for said ham:
http://www2.gol.com/users/quakers/HSH_index.htm
http://www.theinsider.com/news/524323_Ham_For_Chanukah
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ham,_London
http://firsttube.com/read/ham-fail/ (Er, NSFW in some places)
http://www.birder.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Severn%20Hams.htm
and finally:
http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/shatner-does-palin-072709/1139665/
Ruben • September 25, 2009 12:18 AM
It’s from The Onion, but I wouldn’t find it strange coming from any real news source. When it comes to handling security in the media, nothing is too wacky, it would seem.
BF Skinner • September 25, 2009 6:25 AM
From the reports it sounds initially like Zazi and company are the real deal. How big a threat remains to be seen.
But still…The Feebee’s ‘agents found Zazi’s fingerprints on a scale and double-A batteries’.
This is evidence?
Apparently the VLWC media asked about because an official went on record saying ‘scale could have been used to weigh bomb components’
Thomas Claburn • September 25, 2009 7:59 AM
Honorable mention, also from The Onion:
DHS Sets Security Alert Level To Green For 8 Seconds
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/dhs_sets_security_alert?utm_source=c-section
BF Skinner • September 25, 2009 8:41 AM
“Security Alert Level To Green ”
Ah. That’s why I was able to relax.
John Waters • September 25, 2009 9:06 AM
Clearly demonstrates the existential threat of domestic terrorist groups and far right wing militias.
As an American Muslim I am deeply disturbed about this business of indiscriminately leaving pork products in public spaces… People need to keep their moldy hunks of smokey hog-butt to themselves.
Unless it was really made out of turkey, in that case I am all over that stuff like suck on an MS SQL server.
Scott G. Lewis • September 26, 2009 7:22 AM
This happened in real life too. Well, it was all beef hotdogs, but close enough.
David Harmon • September 26, 2009 7:46 AM
While you’re having fun, here’s a stray authentication joke from a webcomic:
http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic_plus/series.php?comment_submitted=1
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Karl Lembke • September 24, 2009 3:57 PM
“A suspicious looking ham.”
Named William Shatner?