miss piggy September 24, 2009 5:29 PM

Grandma always pointed at those vagrant hams and said “don’t be like them or you’ll be on the bus to smokeyville” guess she was right.

Ruben September 25, 2009 12:18 AM

It’s from The Onion, but I wouldn’t find it strange coming from any real news source. When it comes to handling security in the media, nothing is too wacky, it would seem.

BF Skinner September 25, 2009 6:25 AM

From the reports it sounds initially like Zazi and company are the real deal. How big a threat remains to be seen.

But still…The Feebee’s ‘agents found Zazi’s fingerprints on a scale and double-A batteries’.

This is evidence?

Apparently the VLWC media asked about because an official went on record saying ‘scale could have been used to weigh bomb components’

John Waters September 25, 2009 9:06 AM

Clearly demonstrates the existential threat of domestic terrorist groups and far right wing militias.

As an American Muslim I am deeply disturbed about this business of indiscriminately leaving pork products in public spaces… People need to keep their moldy hunks of smokey hog-butt to themselves.

Unless it was really made out of turkey, in that case I am all over that stuff like suck on an MS SQL server.

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