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Doug June 23, 2026 7:15 AM

“We tested the crap out of it so it’s safe and secure.” The shear hubris of that statement is mind boggling. It’s something a junior level programmer says one time ever. Having your butt handed to you after QA did their job by some weenie with a tablet finding ‘that one bug nobody noticed’ should teach you to never claim ‘safe and secure’.

z June 23, 2026 7:15 AM

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I became RONALD MCDONALD you see Grimace lives in me now June 23, 2026 7:16 AM

no fair I won 1st post because of stupid error message I had to resend. I WON! 😀 YAY!

Ronald McDonald (grimace lives within me now) June 23, 2026 7:22 AM

I became Ronald McDonald!
I became a GOD!

I will rule forever and ever and ever and ever and EVER!

hahhahaaahha! YES!

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