"Dogs Raise Fireworks Threat Level to 'Gray'"
The Department of Canine Security urges dogs to remain on high alert and employ the tactic of See Something, Say Something. Remember to bark upon spotting anything suspicious; e.g. firecrackers, sparklers, Roman candles, cats, squirrels, mail carriers, shadows, reflections, other dogs on TV, etc.
Dali Mation • July 5, 2016 12:04 AM
It’s all security theater for humans. First bark!