Cat Smuggler
Not a cat burglar, a cat smuggler.
Guards thought there was something suspicious about a little white cat slipping through a prison gate in northeastern Brazil. A prison official says that when they caught the animal, they found a cellphone, drills, small saws and other contraband taped to its body.
Another article, with video.
A prison spokesperson was quoted by local paper Estado de S. Paulo as saying: “It’s tough to find out who’s responsible for the action as the cat doesn’t speak.”
Stephan Brun • January 8, 2013 2:00 PM
Heh. A criminal animal, Or an animal criminal. Or the smallest, cutest, mule ever seen.