New York Police Protect Obama from Bicycles
They were afraid that they might contain pipe bombs.
This is the correct reaction:
In any case, I suspect someone somewhere just panicked at the possibility that something might explode near the President on his watch, since the whole operation has the finesse of a teenage stoner shoving his pot paraphernalia under the bed and desperately trying to clear the air with a copy of "Maxim" when he hears his parents coming home.
When asked by Gothamist, their precinct contact replied: "No, they just did this because the president was coming and they didn't want anything on the sidewalks. You're not supposed to lock you bike to signposts anyway, they have those new bike racks you're supposed to use."
I'll bet you anything that they didn't leave the bicycles that were locked to the racks.
Posted on April 27, 2010 at 6:27 AM • 56 Comments