Friday Squid Blogging: Squid Police

I like to think this isn't a typo.

Posted on August 28, 2009 at 4:15 PM • 7 Comments

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BF SkinnerAugust 28, 2009 8:04 PM

Come'on Bruce! This is Colombo, Sri Lanka. Very close to the sea. They are surrounded by the oceans and all they contain.

We gotta wake up. There are already flying squid menacing people off California. We talked about that a couple weeks back.

We know squid are smart ('cept maybe the curious squid) and their blood is based on copper. They qualify as aliens and if they come ashore? Immigrants.

They seem to have chosen to evolve and what is the first upwardly mobile tier an immigrant has in a new country? Organized crime.

What can we expect? Them muscling in on the numbers racket, gambling, narcotics and yes...obscure biological activity that help old guys get their groove back.

I salute the Sri Lankan's attempt to defeat this new menace to public morality.

Who are the Squid police?August 30, 2009 7:33 AM

Aahh ah ahahahaaa, aahh ah ahahahaaa
What will you do if we let you go home,
And the plastics all melted,
And so is the chrome?
Who are the Squid police?

Aahh ah ahahahaaa, aahh ah ahahahaaa
What will you do when the label comes off,
And the plastics all melted,
And the chrome is too soft?

Aaahhh!

Think Im very tired and Im going to die
I think Im going to die, I think Im going to die
Who are the Squid police?

Aahh ah ahahahaaa, aahh ah ahahahaaa
What will you do if the people you knew
Were the plastic that melted,
And the chromium too?
Who are the Squid police?

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