Defending Against Movie-Plot Threats with Movie Characters
Seeking to quell fears of terrorists somehow breaking out of America’s top-security prisons and wreaking havoc on the defenseless heartland, President Barack Obama moved quickly to announce an Anti-Terrorist Strike Force headed by veteran counterterrorism agent Jack Bauer and mutant superhero Wolverine. Already dubbed a “dream team,” their appointment is seen by experts as a crucial step in reducing the mounting incidents of national conservatives and congressional Democrats crapping their pants.
“I believe a fictional threat is best met with decisive fictional force,” explained President Obama. “Jack Bauer and Wolverine are among the very best we have when in comes to combating fantasy foes.” Mr. Bauer said, “We’re quite certain that our prisons are secure. Osama bin Laden and his agents wouldn’t dare attempt a break-out, and would fail miserably if they tried. But I love this country. And should Lex Luthor, Magneto or the Loch Ness Monster attack, we’ll be there to stop them.”
Clive Robinson • May 26, 2009 6:40 AM
But what about our B’movie fav’s such as “the Killer Tomato’s”, or Godziller, “the zombi… OMGod theres so many of them…
Then of course there are the “Vixen Vampires” which was more “late saturday night” viewing as opposed to “early saturday might / afternoons” and thus altogether more adult in it’s outlook ;0
Hey this could be fun 8)