Sorry to hear that you're ingesting all of that fecal matter.
(ok, the usage is correct, but ambiguity is always dangerous. Seamstress/seamsperson? Tailor? Stitcher? Sartorial Engineer? ... it's tricky.)
Your squid fetish's tentacles tear at the very fabric of our society. Do you cuttle with them? (Is everyone in stitches yet?) ... Oh, wait, I get it:
"Penis elongation has been observed in the deep water species Onykia ingens; when erect, the penis may be as long as the mantle, head and arms combined. As such, deep water squid have the greatest known penis length relative to body size of all mobile animals..." ... Yeah, I'm envious, too.
@ MODERATOR: This is the third or fourth post (in German) in the past few days for the German shoe sales site. First one had the possibility of being covert chat among Yemeni protesters, but that's seeming less likely, and merely a cover for spam. Besides, isn't this forum supposed to be in English?