Schneier on Security

I heard a story on the radio, I think CBC's Vinyl Cafe but can't find it, sent in by a listener. He was a priest from the city appointed to a diocese in an outport in Newfoundland. Thinking to learn more about his parishoners' way of life, he went squid fishing with a local. Who, when they had caught a good many squid, told him to separate them into male and female. "Just hold the tentacles apart so you can get a good look just under the beak; it's fairly obvious". The priest got a good dose of ink in his face, hair, clothes etc. and the local didn't stop laughing for a good while.