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August 10, 2007

Security Problem Excuse Bingo

Very funny, from Matt Blaze and Jutta Degener.

Posted on August 10, 2007 at 1:58 PM11 Comments

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Petréa MitchellAugust 10, 2007 2:15 PM

After shuffling a couple times, I got a board with a cell labeled "We read Schneier's book".


Brandioch ConnerAugust 10, 2007 2:26 PM

I like the one that says:
"We read
Schneier's
book"

But shouldn't it have been:
"We bought
Schneier's
book"

Buying doesn't equate to reading OR understanding. :)


Carlo GrazianiAugust 10, 2007 2:38 PM

"We Use Cryptography"

My sides still hurt from laughing.


melissaAugust 10, 2007 2:41 PM

I have a different version of the same concept, except tailored to the technical side of things. Maybe I'll find it and put it up somewhere when I get home from work :)


FooDooHackedYouAugust 10, 2007 3:02 PM

nice :) very nice...


MatthewAugust 10, 2007 3:03 PM

@carlo

even better:

"OUR PROPRIETARY ENCRYPTION ALGORITHMS TAKE CARE OF THAT"


Anon TechieAugust 10, 2007 3:10 PM

Hello,

You may want to read this article:

Scientists call for defensive action over radiological attacks.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2007/aug/10/...

Another movie-plot threat?
Cheers


silverhairAugust 10, 2007 8:59 PM

Whoever did this obviously is speaking from hard experience.


WayneAugust 10, 2007 9:54 PM

Brilliant! Must forward to my boss and our new network admin. Nothing more to say.


csrsterAugust 13, 2007 4:08 AM

Missing "It's only for in-house use anyway". (Because there's no way there could be a bad guy in-house, right?)


cmarnoldAugust 16, 2007 10:42 AM

The only thing better would be Steve Colbert voice-overs when you click a box.

"Nation, why do you hate America?"

-CMA


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