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August 10, 2007

Security Problem Excuse Bingo

Very funny, from Matt Blaze and Jutta Degener.

Posted on August 10, 2007 at 1:58 PM11 CommentsView Blog Reactions

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After shuffling a couple times, I got a board with a cell labeled "We read Schneier's book".

Posted by: Petréa Mitchell at August 10, 2007 2:15 PM


I like the one that says:
"We read
Schneier's
book"

But shouldn't it have been:
"We bought
Schneier's
book"

Buying doesn't equate to reading OR understanding. :)

Posted by: Brandioch Conner at August 10, 2007 2:26 PM


"We Use Cryptography"

My sides still hurt from laughing.

Posted by: Carlo Graziani at August 10, 2007 2:38 PM


I have a different version of the same concept, except tailored to the technical side of things. Maybe I'll find it and put it up somewhere when I get home from work :)

Posted by: melissa at August 10, 2007 2:41 PM


nice :) very nice...

Posted by: FooDooHackedYou at August 10, 2007 3:02 PM


@carlo

even better:

"OUR PROPRIETARY ENCRYPTION ALGORITHMS TAKE CARE OF THAT"

Posted by: Matthew at August 10, 2007 3:03 PM


Hello,

You may want to read this article:

Scientists call for defensive action over radiological attacks.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2007/aug/10/uknews.terrorism

Another movie-plot threat?
Cheers

Posted by: Anon Techie at August 10, 2007 3:10 PM


Whoever did this obviously is speaking from hard experience.

Posted by: silverhair at August 10, 2007 8:59 PM


Brilliant! Must forward to my boss and our new network admin. Nothing more to say.

Posted by: Wayne at August 10, 2007 9:54 PM


Missing "It's only for in-house use anyway". (Because there's no way there could be a bad guy in-house, right?)

Posted by: csrster at August 13, 2007 4:08 AM


The only thing better would be Steve Colbert voice-overs when you click a box.

"Nation, why do you hate America?"

-CMA

Posted by: cmarnold at August 16, 2007 10:42 AM


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