Do Terrorists Lie?
Terrorists might bomb airplanes, take and kill hostages, and otherwise terrorize innocents. But there’s one thing they just won’t do: lie on government forms. And that’s why the State of Ohio requires certain license (including private pilot licenses) applicants to certify that they’re not terrorists. Because if we can’t lock them up long enough for terrorism, we’ve got the additional charge of lying on a government form to throw at them.
Okay, it’s actually slightly less silly than that. You have to certify that you are not a member of, a funder of, a solicitor for, or a hirer of members of any of these organizations, which someone—presumably the Department of Homeland Security—has decided are terrorist organizations.
The Aircraft Owners and Pilots Association is pissed off, as they should well be.
More security theater.
I assume Ohio isn’t the only state doing this. Does anyone know anything about other states?
EDITED TO ADD (1/18): Here’s a Pennsylvania application or a license to carry firearms that asks: “Is your character and reputation such that you would be likely to act in a manner dangerous to public safety?” I agree that Pennsylvania shouldn’t issue carry permits to people for whom this is true, but I’m not sure that asking them is the best way to find out.
J. • January 17, 2007 8:00 AM
…euhm, have authorities given any thought about homonyms / synonyms?
One would be able to declare not to be member of a particular organisation as listed when one doesn’t ‘recognise’ the spelling used. Mohammed can be put into western spelling in 200 different ways.
Not that I am member of any of the orgs listed or any other spelling of their names… just doesn’t make sense in more than Bruce’s way.