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Schneier on SecurityA blog covering security and security technology. « Surreptitious Lie Detector | Main | Countering "Trusting Trust" » January 20, 2006Friday Squid Blogging: Poetry"The Squid Seller's Call" by Matsuo Basho (1644-1694): The squid seller's call Translated by Robert Hass. Posted on January 20, 2006 at 3:38 PM • 20 Comments To receive these entries once a month by e-mail, sign up for the Crypto-Gram Newsletter. Kel-nage • January 20, 2006 5:09 PM What's not with the squid stuff lately? All kudos to Bruce, he's talking about something he seems interested in, other than security. Rich • January 20, 2006 8:17 PM In the '04 Tour de France, people started making a big deal out of Lance Armstrong wearing black socks. I'm pretty sure he did it even more after that just to mess with people's minds. In "Secrets and Lies" Bruces talks about people telling him it was a security risk for his mail server to report what software and version it was using. So he changed to report some old version of Sendmail, just to shut them up. So then they wrote about how he was using an insecure version of Sendmail. Sometimes people make mountains out of molehills, and sometimes people give us molehills so we'll make mountains out of them. wka • January 20, 2006 9:13 PM Bruce's "Friday Squid Blogging" seems like a bit of a variation of "Friday Catblogging," the parctice of posting pictures of cats on one's blog on Fridays. Short Wikipedia piece on catblogging: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catblogging Longer New York Times article on the topic: http://www.nytimes.com/2004/10/28/technology/... Trevor • January 20, 2006 10:10 PM What do you do if you don't have a cat AND your mail server is insecure and you have an abnormal fear of squids but you still want to read Bruce's blog? another_bruce • January 20, 2006 11:57 PM i wonder what it is the squid sellers buy davy • January 21, 2006 2:06 AM Surely it was a mistake to translate that. Maybe the Japanese have a lovely and sonorous word for squid, but in English the nuances come out all wrong. There's just no way that a cuckoo's sultry tones can mingle with someone screaming, "SQUIIIIIID!" As drifting autumn leaves conceal the depths of a pond, it must be that Teacher is delivering to us a parable whose apparent incongruity conceals a more profound meaning. Let us meditate upon the implications for security of the way of the cuckoo. Milan Ilnyckyj • January 21, 2006 7:45 AM While we're on marine life, for whose who haven't seen: enormous Nomura’s Jellyfish are causing consernation and distress off the Japanese coast: Rich • January 21, 2006 11:26 AM While we're on marine line, here's a cool video of an octopus killing a shark. Hey, at least it's a cephalopod :-) Davi Ottenheimer • January 21, 2006 2:52 PM Bruce, you're too modest. I suspect you could wax poetic about the squid and security...perhaps something like: The squid grabs its eggs Speaking of interpretation, Marylin Chin's poem "The Floral Apron" has an interesting take on squid and Chinese culture, the family, etc. http://www.math.buffalo.edu/~sww/poetry2/... The poem ends with: And although we have traveled far dhasen • January 21, 2006 4:01 PM Said Trevor: 1. Get a cat. Or if you're allergic to cats, get a chinchilla. Chinchillas are good. another_bruce • January 21, 2006 8:35 PM @davy Matthew X. Economou • January 21, 2006 11:44 PM Bruce, you should put the Darkest of Hillside Thickets on your wish-list: http://www.thickets.net/content/view/18/26/ FUGITIVE CEPHALOPOD! Davi Ottenheimer • January 22, 2006 1:50 PM @ another_bruce and davy Indeed, the word is "ika", which might sound like a cuckoo if the seller is yelling. And if they have a dry sense of humor they could throw in a "Ika wa ikaga?" I found another connection with birds: http://www.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/... "Ika is generally written with phonetic kana characters, most likely because of the unusual kanji characters it has been assigned. It is written 'thieving crow,' because the bird has been known to swoop down and grab squid as they float lazily on the ocean's surface or hang on the massive drying racks used to make the jerky-like surume-ika." Here's another attempt... Trawler nets glide by ...the poetry of information security Squid Worth • January 23, 2006 9:57 AM "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." mud and flame • January 24, 2006 6:00 PM I wanted to jump on the squid security poetry bandwagon, but since I don't have the right kind of brain for haiku, I offer two slightly irregular double dactyls: Decapod decapod, Losing pursuers through
Ape female coloring Harry • January 27, 2006 7:24 PM "Squid Lips" is a name applied to a woodsman who waxes on in Irish Lyrical Prose about "Widow Makers" - branches high on a tree which sometimes fall on loggers who are attempting to cut the tree with a chain saw. Cuttlefish • March 24, 2009 9:40 PM I just discovered your blog; I really like what I have seen. (and not just the friday squid blogging) Anyway, I am sure you already know of Pharyngula, which also has a Friday Cephalopod post, but I doubt you have heard of my little blog--yes, I am replying to a three year old post, but only because I have done more than my share of cephalopod verse...
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