Airline Security Threat: Penguins
Two penguins going through airport security.
Two penguins going through airport security.
mud and flame • April 23, 2005 1:05 AM
Not shown: the penguins being questioned for six hours after failing to empty the pockets of their tuxedos.
Then again, maybe the TSA just has a problem with gay marriage:
http://static.userland.com/gems/jake/video/DailyShow040923GayPenguins.mov
anonymous • April 23, 2005 4:41 AM
Where is PETA now ?!
Bill Godfrey • April 23, 2005 5:23 AM
Ah, but PETA call for animals to have the same rights as humans, so presumably the same responsibilities.
Martin • April 23, 2005 7:57 AM
You can’t be too careful with birds. ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056869/ )
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Jim • April 23, 2005 11:10 AM
A guy came to the United States from Ireland and applied for a job at the zoo.
The zoo had a short test for applicants.
One of the questions was, what are rabies.
The Irishman replied, “that’s easy, those are just Jewish priests, they won’t bother nobody.
Nemo Ignotus • April 23, 2005 11:27 AM
Penguin Jihad’s plans aree thwarted, again!
Jack Krupansky • April 23, 2005 4:13 PM
I notice that you still have a spelling error in your headline: there’s no “h” in “treat”, as in “Airline Security Treat”.
The reason the security folks like penguins is because they’re not a “flight risk”.
— Jack Krupansky
jojo • April 23, 2005 5:13 PM
Total insanity. The end is nearer than I thought!
What’s next? Snakes slithering through the detector? Somone’s pet alligator having to go through because they can swallow just about anything? Whew! Someone please wake me from this nightmare.
David Spector • April 23, 2005 5:20 PM
In the words of Mel Brooks…. “We’ve gone to plaid”
Just when you think we’ve jumped the shark, they keep raising the bar. (How’s that for mixing metaphors?)
_DHMS
anonymous coward • April 23, 2005 8:49 PM
I suppose this is why they frequently don’t want picture-taking in the vicinity of the security checkpoints…it’s too embarrassing for TSA.
Ben • April 23, 2005 11:39 PM
Justifications:
The penguins couldn’t be carried through in their transport thing (too big, too much metal), the penguins couldn’t be individually carried through because penguins don’t like to be held. The penguins couldn’t go through the x-ray machine, so they have to go through the metal detector. Sure, it’s very very unlikely that someone was trying to smuggle a weapon/bomb/whatever onto the plane using AB’s penguins, but it’s also very unlikely that ANYONE was trying to smuggle a weapon/bomb/whatever onto that plane, but they still made the 3-year-old go through the metal detectors.
abcd • April 24, 2005 5:38 AM
And I thought it was mules that were the problem.
Loraan • April 25, 2005 12:12 AM
Explanation similar to the above: the penguins themselves were completely unremarkable, but their cage had to be run through the metal detector, and couldn’t be run through with them in it. The penguins walking through the metal detector was just a gag.
I don’t know if it’s true, but it does offer an explanation that doesn’t involve accusing the TSA folks of being idiots.
Jim • April 25, 2005 3:51 AM
What happened to my posts?
You know who I trust? Me.
Tom • April 25, 2005 8:35 AM
I recall the devastation when the Penguin on top of my television set exploded. Fortunately the nice man on the BBC gave me a warning, just before.
Davi Ottenheimer • April 25, 2005 10:48 AM
Cute. I can just imagine the security analysis of penguin executives:
“Ok, it looks like if we want to fly we have to wait in long lines, navigate through hordes of giant bipeds, and be pushed and prodded through metal boxes that may be harmful to our health…not to mention the lack of clean, cool facilities for a long time. Compare this to simply plopping down and belly-sliding at mach speed straight into the water, where we can ‘fly’ unemcumbered. Given the huge costs, potential harm, and uncertain returns, I vote against the risks of flying above water.”
Or as the famous comedian once put it, “if God had meant [penguins] to fly, he would have given them plane tickets”.
Andy • April 25, 2005 2:14 PM
Yes, seeing a penguin walk is funny but what are the alternatives?
#4 may seem like the PC way to do it but think of the beep (error) case. It’s easier to separate the sources of failure 🙂
Goon • April 26, 2005 10:58 AM
The reality is that they have to be screened. However, most of the public is too ignorant to realize this because the media is working them over all of the time.
Goon • April 26, 2005 10:58 AM
The reality is that the Penguins have to be screened, all animals have to be screened. However, most of the public is too ignorant to realize this because the media is working them over all of the time.
Clive Robinson • April 27, 2005 2:35 AM
I wonder what Denver do with big cats…
Two tigers walking through Denver Departures, one say’s to the other “It’s a bit quite for a monday afternoon”
I must admit I am a bit surprised, at most inernational airports they have a seperate area for non domestic animals, both for their and the human passangers comfort and safety.
Anonymous • April 27, 2005 3:42 PM
The odd thing was that the penguins had first class, non-refundable tickets. Put that together with the missing shipment of penguin detonators from Syria, and I wouldn’t take any chances either.
Anonymous • April 29, 2005 3:49 AM
Are they the sword-swallowing penguins I saw in the circus in Damascus?
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Ian • April 23, 2005 1:05 AM
Sounds like the setup for a joke…
“A priest, a rabbi and two penguins walk into a bar… The bartender says, ‘Hey, what is this, some kinda joke?'”