Friday Squid Blogging: I Caught a Squid

On Wednesday I spent a day fishing, on a small boat out of Gloucester, MA. We caught many cod (none of which we could keep), and a bunch of hake and mackerel (all of which we could keep). And…I caught a squid! Near as I can tell, it’s a longfin squid, sometimes called a Boston squid (Doryteuthis (Amerigo) pealeii).

That night I cooked it over a barbecue grill—hot and fast. Delicious.

Posted on October 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM • 15 Comments

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Clive Robinson • October 9, 2026 6:01 PM

@ Bruce, ALL,

The first prick of the pin?

An Australian AI startup company “Firmus” was supposed to undergo a $43.7billion IPO. The second largest IPO ever on the Auz Stockmarket (after : Telstra in 1997).

However it all went pear shaped and did not happen,

Thus the question,

Is it,

1, Just peculiar to Firmus / Auz
2, Start of AI Hype Bubble deflating
3, Start of AI hype Bubble exploding
4, Start of World economic recession

Or one or two other “portents of doom” such as the start of WWIII jitters.

Make your own mind up but I Suspect Oracle and friends to suffer some drag in the wake of it.

How Firmus’s plans for the biggest IPO in three decades fell over

It was supposed to be the second-biggest stock float in Australian history.

“Sydney-based AI startup Firmus Technologies was close to listing on the Australian Stock Exchange (ASX) at a $43.7 billion market capitalisation.

It would have been the biggest IPO since Telstra listed in 1997.

The company, founded in 2019 by Oliver Curtis, Tim Rosenfield and Jonathan Levee, had planned to raise about $7 billion by going public.

The intention was to list and then borrow more to build data centres across Australia, Singapore, Malaysia and Indonesia.“

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10-10/how-firmus-the-biggest-ipo-in-three-decades-fell-over/107247100

The question I’ll be watching though, is what happens to Nvidia which was a backer of this Firmus attempted IPO… Because they do kind of act as the “seaweed barometer” in all things “AI Market” due to the fact they are the only High End chip supplier on which nearly all Data Center plans rest currently and real money flows through.

lurker • October 9, 2026 10:37 PM

@Anonymous

“Bill Gates dead 2026” : Microsoft founder killed by internet death hoax

‘https://en.mediamass.net/people/bill-gates/deathhoax.html

Clive Robinson • October 10, 2026 1:32 AM

@ lurker, Anonymous,

I saw the Bill Gates died at 70 post from @Anonymous and thought,

“Well older than me, so I’ve still probably got some time.”

Yes I know it sounds mean but when you get to pension age or there abouts….

Then I noticed the link source being 4Chan, the home of grifters, parasites and worse… So I did not click on it I went and asked DuckDuck for “Bill Gates news”.

And it said Bill was giving a talk at some conference… So I thought it’s a fake announcement…

Much like I first did about the News that J.D. Vance had suspended Microsoft from the “Green Card” scheme for fraud the day before.

But I was busy, so did not have time to investigate Billy Boy further unlike I did yesterday with the JD Vance anouncment. Which I nearly dismissed because the news said Trump was giving Microsoft Head an award/medal at some ceremony that was on several major news sites. I thought “both stories can not be true especially as in reality the awards Trump was giving was to reward six “big Tech donors for contributing in his grifting scheme” at a science convention…

But I also found a couple of known news sites carrying the suspension story including the AP News link with a video clip of JD Vance giving it the orals.

The thing is there is another story that needs to be mentioned behind the madness that is…

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj20vkkx3rdvo

Which is not as the BBC portrays it… It is all about Trump’s vanity and venal behaviour, and the key to it is,

“The announcement came just hours after former ICC judge Navi Pillay was awarded the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize for her efforts to promote peace and international law.”

It’s about Trump’s craving for that Nobel Peace Prize, he is absolutely desperate for it… And has gone as far as getting the Israeli premier to nominate him for it…

Which tells you a lot about controlling a venal idiot and why the Middle East is in the state it is and the world economy is on the edge due to lack of energy…

Why is Trump behaving in this ludicrous way?

Well it’s because he’s a white supremacist style racist. And it all goes back to then President Obama humiliating Trump at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner. Which you can watch,

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-QqVyd6WMg4

With a nearly accurate depiction of what Trump would do to the White House. And each year there after Trump got singled out by Obama.

Trump therefore thinks he has to be better than Obama in every way or at least be equal…

So that Nobel sticks in his craw like a Florida gator claw.

It’s a must have at any cost…

Only, the price is beyond his reach no matter how many dictators and worse he gets to vouch for him.

ResearcherZero • October 10, 2026 6:19 AM

The Australian Government has effectively abandoned its citizens after they were attacked at home by a foreign power. Despite government awareness and extensive medical testing that immediately followed the attacks that took place in Western Australia, both Federal and State governments have no program or processes to assist victims of “Havana Syndrome”.

Medical testing identified a range of neurological and physical impacts consistent with what was later discovered in the United States, and the attending medical practitioners were well aware of what had caused the resulting injuries, as they had discussed the device with the experts who examined the weapon immediately following each of the attacks.

Unlike the United States inquiries and subsequent assistance program, nothing exists in Australia to support or investigate the harm caused, or even recognize the symptoms. The attacks were all quietly swept under the rug and still continue to remain unacknowledged.

The attacks in Western Australia began in the second half of the 1980’s. An agent working for the GRU was witnessed conducting the first attack using the energy weapon in the city of Perth. Many of the same physical effects described in later accounts, were experienced by those attacked with the weapon over the next few years.

A loss of motor function and muscle control, the sensation of being drawn down towards the ground, nausea, cognitive impairment and the feeling that consciousness could slip away. In that first incident the subject did lose consciousness very quickly, as they were attacked while laying on a deck chair in the backyard of a suburban home. The attacker had leaned over the fence from the neighbouring property and aimed the emitter directly down over the head of the target, at near point-blank range.

The man who operated the device was quickly detained by members of the Western Australian police force at his property, which was located directly behind the neighbouring property from where he had leaned over the fence with the emitter. A thick insulated cable led from the emitter back to the modular units that controlled the power output and parameters, along with the power unit. The equipment that he had used was examined by experts from the Australian Signals Directorate. The ASD members were present in the same backyard as the subject who was attacked, when the incident took place, and they had witnessed the entire event unfold.

Further attacks followed. The same agent working for the GRU carried out each attack. The attacks took place at close proximity, with multiple witnesses present, who clearly saw the assailant aim the emitter directly at his chosen target. The man responsible was detained on another three occasions immediately following those incidents. The equipment was examined at the scene by the relevant experts on at least two of those occasions.

(The equipment was ordered to be handed back to the GRU agent by government prosecutors.)

The Australian government behaved in much the same way as the U.S. government. Immediate cover-up. The excuse given at the time by members of the government, was that they wanted to “avoid an international incident.” Repeated and unprovoked attack against unsuspecting members of the public, by undeclared agents operating on the behalf of a foreign power, is an international incident of great concern.

The weapon was being tested for its effectiveness against subjects in different situations (fixed/mobile), at varying ranges, lengths of exposure, and periods of frequency.

For some time after the attack, difficulty in performing tasks and concentration persisted. A dazed feeling similar to after a concussion, with memory loss and difficulty in recall. Impaired cognitive performance, intermittent lingual and grammatic difficulty, decreased energy, lowered situational awareness and sharpness.

The last known attack took place in Western Australia in 1992. It is possible that different settings for the weapon were also tested. Since that date, given the accounts of later victims from the United States, it appears the power and effect of the weapon is now more severe.

For some, areas of memory loss persisted for a very long time. With individuals forgetting names of people they knew, events, or periods of time that has passed in their lives. They were essentially robbed of formative experiences and periods in their lives, leaving them at a disadvantage and without important information vital to their safety and security.

Inadequate response by our own governments allowed the Russian government to improve the potency of their weapon system, using our citizens as unwitting test subjects for decades. No assistance was provided to Australian citizens who were attacked. No effort to help is being planned by the Australian Government.

Australia owes its service members and its citizens much greater respect and support. The Australian Government knowingly left people in harms way, when vulnerable and defenseless.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/oct/10/havana-syndrome-mystery-cia-russia

Ismar • October 10, 2026 6:31 AM

So nice to see you Bruce enjoying some sunshine and ocean breeze (especially this late in the season) and topping it all up with catching your favourite cephalopod

Cathy • October 10, 2026 6:48 AM

Nice one, Bruce! I don’t know if you’re even reading these comments, but I just wanted to let you know this brought a smile to my face.

Rontea • October 10, 2026 8:55 AM

This is, of course, a classic example of security through obscurity: the cod refused to be caught openly, while the squid just infiltrated your bait network unnoticed. Later, you grilled the squid hot and fast—because, as in cryptography, speed and heat are the best ways to prevent man-in-the-middle attacks… by seagulls.

Clive Robinson • October 10, 2026 12:05 PM

@ ResearcherZero,

With regards,

“The Australian Government has effectively abandoned its citizens after they were attacked at home by a foreign power. “

Many Western Nations “abandon their citizens” for many reasons.

Take the UK Russia’s Putin has been “offing expats” for decades in the UK (and I assume elsewhere).

The Russian’s living in the UK that I’ve spoken to have told me that there gave been at least 30 in this century alone, that have been “offed by Putin’s agents” even though the UK Met police have said “accident” or “suicide” that was pushed down from the woman who was “Minister for the Home Office”

The reason “don’t scare off
Russian Money” invested in the UK…

As for HS I’ve been through the technical reasoning on thus blog of how to make it work and it’s not exactly difficult to design and build. And that was before the US panel of experts that said it was not possible was even convened.

So yeah the sweeping under the carpet continues even unto 2day.

h00man • October 10, 2026 4:35 PM

YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT TURDS?

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO THRUST MY PELVIS IN MID AIR LIKE SOME KIND OF ROBOT?

I AIM FOR THE CLOUDS AND BABY THAT’S JUST HOW I LIKE IT

SOMETIMES I PUSH BLUEBERRY MUFFINS INTO MY BUTT AND I LOVE IT

I CAN’T STAND HOW SOME PEOPLE FART MUFFLED BUT THEN TRUMPET THEIR FARTS WITH PRIDE AT HOME… EITHER GIVE IT YOUR ALL IN PUBLIC OR **** OFF!

WHY DO I HAVE TO POLISH MY SHOES IN THE TOILET AND SPIT ON THEM TO MAKE SURE THEYRE STILL MINE MINE MINE

I HAVE MINIATURE VULTURES CIRCLING MY ANUS.

h00man • October 10, 2026 4:36 PM

YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT TURDS?

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO THRUST MY PELVIS IN MID AIR LIKE SOME KIND OF ROBOT?

I AIM FOR THE CLOUDS AND BABY THAT’S JUST HOW I LIKE IT

SOMETIMES I PUSH BLUEBERRY MUFFINS INTO MY BUTT AND I LOVE IT

I CAN’T STAND HOW SOME PEOPLE FART MUFFLED BUT THEN TRUMPET THEIR FARTS WITH PRIDE AT HOME… EITHER GIVE IT YOUR ALL IN PUBLIC OR **** OFF!

WHY DO I HAVE TO POLISH MY SHOES IN THE TOILET AND SPIT ON THEM TO MAKE SURE THEY’RE STILL MINE MINE MINE

I HAVE MINIATURE VULTURES CIRCLING MY butthole.

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