Chapter 137 of My Surreal Life
Someone wrote Sherlock-Schneier fan fiction. Not slash, thank heavens. (And no, that’s not an invitation.)
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Chris • August 22, 2014 2:33 PM
I’m afraid that Rule 34 now applies.
John Campbell • August 22, 2014 2:56 PM
“I have also noticed an unaccountable interest in squids given that you have a limp plastic squid lounging in one of the empty coffee cups.”
myobo • August 22, 2014 3:08 PM
You do know you just effectively begged for a slashfic to be written about you, right?
“So your secrets…”, gasped Sherlock
“Were meant to be revealed – why else would I have rolled my own crypto?” answered Schneier, in time with the springs on the mattress.
Anura • August 22, 2014 4:32 PM
So… volunteers to write “The Old Cryptographer and the Squid”?
grc • August 22, 2014 6:24 PM
Very good!
Sue Denim • August 23, 2014 2:18 AM
Challenge accepted!
Clive Robinson • August 23, 2014 5:11 AM
@ Sue,
You might want to think befor you leap, it had better be as good as Hemingway’s “Old man and the sea”, or the critics around hear will be “having your guts for garters”.
acqe • August 23, 2014 8:51 AM
“Schneier stood against the window, his ponytail silhouetted against the Boston light.”
Perfect.
Thomas_H • August 23, 2014 9:59 AM
Title: “Bruce x Sherlock: The Arcane Mysteries of the Big G’s Tentacular AdBot”
Subtitle: “An Amazing (B)Romance under Fibre-Optic Cable and LED Luminescence, with a tinge of Lovecraftian Horror, that will leave a lasting Sucker Impression on you!”
And if Bruce doesn’t want it to be Slash, we just have to genderswap one of the two protagonists. Bruce has a ponytail, making him a prime candidate, but then there’s the beard – and Bruce with no beard is no Bruce. So Sherlock shall have to be genderswapped (‘Sherlockette’?).
No, I am not volunteering to write it. Just trying to ‘help’.
Martin • August 25, 2014 6:03 AM
I would like to see some Schneier-Cthulhu-fanfiction ;-).
Michael E. • August 25, 2014 1:04 PM
I think you just invoked Rule 34.
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Sidebar photo of Bruce Schneier by Joe MacInnis.
Spaceman Spiff • August 22, 2014 2:32 PM
Fun! Now all they need to do is work a squid into the story! 🙂