Monkeys, Snowglobes, and the TSA
The TSA website is a fascinating place to spend some time wandering around. They have rules for handling monkeys:
TSOs have been trained to not touch the monkey during the screening process.
And snow globes are prohibited in carry-on luggage:
Snow globes regardless of size or amount of liquid inside, even with documentation, are prohibited in your carry-on. Please ship these items or pack them in your checked baggage.
Ho ho ho, everyone.