Schneier on Security

I like item 24: Tape Dispenser

One that missed the list:
Coffee mug - Knowing what our nation's intelligence agencies drink could aid our enemies in the war on terror. With the new security-enhanced coffee mug, the contents of the mug remain secret and secure. Is it coffee? Or maybe it's tea? Perhaps even... water. Never again release sensitive beverage information to untrusted entities.

Wot? No Squids?

:P

I like the way the "Web Experience Solution" link is dead. Not much of a solution really...

Given the wording of the quote ("improve the... leadership of the United States", "improvements of commercial products in America", etc), I wonder if the technology transfer process is only open to American companies?

mpd: The tape dispenser is for 'security tape' which is apparently designed to show evidence of tampering (i.e. having been unsealed and/or resealed). Apparently a traditional tape dispenser can cause false positives with this system. Reading the description it's pretty different from a traditional dispenser.

I found the entry on the transliterated names system interesting. I would imagine that this is an algorithm not unlike Knuth's soundex algorithm. I wonder how it compares.

@Aqualung

Yeah I know. I was just fooling around. The title "Tape Dispenser" makes it sound too mundane for it to be developed by the NSA.

I saw their NGT video (the 1st technology on the list) back in 2003/2004 and it was pretty interesting. They have some smart people working there.

The standard contract says: "we will tell you, but then we will have to kill you."

Yeah, but did you go clicking anywhere else?
I like http://www.nsa.gov/kids/ - especially their pal, "Decipher Dog".

I feel more intellectual masturbation pleasure surfing ieeeXplore than watchin NSA videos. This sounds like junk for noob.

"[...] random bit sequence bm,n is created locally by the circuit that needs it according to the formula "

re-post:

"[...] random bit sequence bm,n is created locally by the circuit that needs it according to the formula " + (broken link)

I guess your html filter just broke my post

I find it interesting to note that some of the links are broken and at least one does not go where it purports to go.

For instance the top link at

http://www.nsa.gov/techtrans/techt00004.cfm

claims to go to " Lightweight Process for Interactive Vector Correlation" but instead goes to "Shredder Residue Dispersion System (SRDS)" http://www.nsa.gov/techtrans/techt00074.cfm

Methinks the spooks are messing with our minds.

Where's the rock? The Russians seem to think that the British invented "the rock who spied on me" but everyone knows the US is where rock comes from.

http://davi.poetry.org/blog/?p=215

some of these are pretty good:
2. shredder residue dispersion system
i use shredder residue to mulch plants. who knew that the master codebreakers were so concerned about the shredder bin?
10. multiverse
when just the universe isn't enough. i've heard a lot of speculation about parallel universes and am happy to see my tax dollars shining light on this fascinating subject.
12. battery isolater and switch
when my flashlight stopped working, i isolated the batteries in a trashcan and switched in new ones. i don't have to do this anymore?
20. method for storage and reconstruction of the extended hamming code for an 8-dimensional lattice quantizer
i've got three dimensions here in my kitchen and another one in my wristwatch. nsa has doubled this?
22. method of summarizing text using just the text
i am way ahead of the nsa on this one, in college i used to summarize text just by deleting all the articles and prepositions. not all of my professors appreciated this.

Sigh.

Try Security-Enhanced Linux, developed at NSA, now supported commercially by Red Hat.

LOL

Do you know what this is really about?

The NSA has lost support because of the wiretapping hoopla. On top of the LONG line of failed intelligence(in the eyes of the public).
Support=Money
Therefore lost Support equals lost Money

Answer? GO PUBLIC!!!

Awesome I just thought of something else!

Bush always tells someone how great they work is right before he fires them!

Colin Powell, Tenet, the FEMA guy...

Didn't he give a news conference a week or two ago saying how great the NSA was?

Freedom medals for everyone in the NSA!!!

On the page titled "Wafer and Die Thinning Technology", they appear to have invented a way of storing data in the earth itself. They call it: "Light Weight TERRA BIT Memories".

Check out the description on #1:

"Technical Challenge: Determining the physical geo-location for a logical network address. [...] Potential Commercial Application(s): Any service interested in locating users in a computer network. (e.g. Advertising, Marketing, etc.)"

Ah, the fine line between spying and marketing.

The patent explains use of latency for estimating a position:
http://cryptome.org/nsa-6947978.htm

Personally, I prefer the suggestion that ISPs could use this to detect authentication anomalies, but the privacy implications of the data are obviously a worry.

Look at what key you press on the tape dispenser to make the tape come out. That made me feel much better about my tax $$

What if the NSA focussed all their energy on catching spammers like "No Fax Cash Advance"?

Now THAT would make the world a better place!

you won't find much by googling them, but the nsa *has* answered a lot of problems like:

High bandwidth IDS systems (sorry kids, snort sucks): 'the nids'

Passive OS Fingerprinting: 'trickler'

so on and so forth, they're pretty smart, don't fool yourself.

"High bandwidth IDS systems"

yeah, that's mentioned as #29 in the list, no need to google:
http://www.nsa.gov/techtrans/techt00029.cfm

"snort sucks"

just what it's designed to do, eh? basically all IDS suck and have bandwidth issues, but that's just the nature of a rapidly emerging market. besides, shouldn't you be comparing the heavily subsidized research at the NSA with sourcefire, rather than snort?

Actually, it's a pretty good way to find out about all the people who care enough about the NSA to visit their Web site . . .

Nothing like "Method of Efficiently Increasing Readability of FrameMaker Graphical User Interface" as a crucial technology for homeland security.

It looks like the real deal -- they're describing cool algorithms and optical devices! A brief perusal suggests that some of these are actually useful to the "rest of us."

tell me who created the tape dispenser and when was it created thank you